This is not a dating story, but it had to go for being so ridiculous. I was in Vegas for a girls trip following graduation. I met this guy in line to get chicken fingers. The food can be crazy expensive in Vegas, so you may be eating at the food court. That mixed in with the surplus of booze you’re consuming can really mess someone up. Later on in the trip I ran into the chicken guy at the casino. He had a British accent and was there with a large group of guys. Most of them were good looking, but there was this one who looked like a leprechaun who just left the woods.
As the night progressed, my friend and I went back to their hotel room as couples. After getting to know each other better, there was a knock on the door. The scraggly leprechaun walked in, took off all his clothes, and had a micro penis! It looked like a thumb poking out of his hairy bush. He smelled horrible, like sweat and fried food mixed with the MD 20/20 we were drinking. Then he grabbed the hotel iron (not plugged in) and started rubbing it all over his naked body. It was quite a disgusting show.
The following year we ran into the same guys back in Vegas. Micro was there, still looking like a scraggly mess, but wasn’t as chaotic as his last appearance. Moral of this story is watch out what appliances you use in hotel rooms, and visit Thunder from Down Under for a quality show.
Single at 30 