Apparently this guy was dying to see me after that trivia date,1 because he told me he would lick every doorknob in Southie until he got COVID to stay home and hang out with me over winter break. Turn off 1.
He invited me to his brother’s engagement dinner after knowing me for only a week. Turn off 2.
I went to his apartment one day to watch TV. All of a sudden he screamed, “Did you see that?” and starts searching the room for a mouse. First off bro, I did not see anything, and secondly why are you drawing a female’s attention to the mouse in your room. Turn off 3.
- First read “The Time I Didn’t Know Anything” in Trivia Dates ↩︎
Single at 30 